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-What are you doing?
-We are relaxing.
-Haven’t head offic sent another probation worker to replace Sally?
-Yeah, they sent someone. Got stabbed to death by a coma girl who body-swapped with Kelly.
-Shit happens.
-The one they sent to replace him, she got attacked by a zombie cheerleader. He battered her to death with a baseball bat.
-Mmm. She had a shocker of a day.
-What happened to the vending machine?
-Oh, that’s a funny thing, that. I was carrying the fire extinguisher and I tripped and fell into it, repeatedly.
2011.12.19 - 4:34PM # misfits













